kngshxt:

gotitforcheap:

morefunthanb4:

Finally, a donut for MEN!

Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.

#SASS

ode to egg

dennys:

Egg, how mysteriously curved,
a weeble-wobble of countless
possibility.

You eggcite my heart
when the yolk starts

To run.

Through my veins.

unfollowfriday:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

i’m calling the police

unfollowfriday:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

i’m calling the police

legalmexican:

only airline I take

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS